rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

gay waterbending

channing tatum is like a hot toe like hes hot but at points he looks like i toe

falconbrunch:

a poem by daniel circumcisions

vagisodium:

who deflated this dog

bees:

in the trap

you judst started a way in the animal hinge maker

do you ever get so turned on you just cant take it anymore and its like you cant move 

i love these commercials

toptranny:

break one of those plates over my head while you fuck me so hard i need reconstructive surgery 

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

HOW MANY TIMES IS SOMEONE GOING TO MENTAL YAHOO

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

jack didnt let go for the horse to call the peanut green