me: i cant eat anymore im full
food: eat me
thechildrensplace: a classic never forget
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
my reaction to absolutely everything: i am crying
i giggle like a girl when i see a really hot guy
my dash is so dead so im committing to omegle. i have seen so much penis tonight.
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
lannisterk: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me
unfreshing: words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener
okaysizedbangtheory: jellyfish are 97% water and 3% asshole
I need to move to england because obviously thats...
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
godh8sfags2: if youre a guy that likes to walk around shirtless with just really tight black boxer briefs on please kiss me. youre so hot
the-sh0w: tumblr, the newest form of birth control
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you U is for Ur alone N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.