July 2012
2 tags
me: i cant eat anymore im full
food: eat me
me: ok
5 tags
6 tags
6 tags
June 2012
9 tags
Watchthechildrensplace:
a classic
never forget
Watch
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
1 tag
my reaction to absolutely everything: i am crying
i giggle like a girl when i see a really hot guy
my dash is so dead so im committing to omegle.
i have seen so much penis tonight.
3 tags
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
3 tags
lannisterk:
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me
Watchunfreshing:
words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
2 tags
peetababy:
have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head?
like what are you a gardener
2 tags
okaysizedbangtheory:
jellyfish are 97% water and 3% asshole
I need to move to england because obviously thats...
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
godh8sfags2:
if youre a guy that likes to walk around shirtless with just really tight black boxer briefs on please kiss me. youre so hot
the-sh0w:
tumblr, the newest form of birth control
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you
U is for Ur alone
N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.
