May 2013
I need dick I’m gonna jerk off and sleep
I DIDN’T REALLY WANT VAGINAS
ONE OF THEM WAS A PERSONAL PHOTO
STOP
Send me pictures of vaginas SUBMIT A LOT OF VAGINAS
andivictoria:
andivictoria:
this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop
nevermind she’s blind
cobwebbedvagina:
favour1te:
sweet drems are made of jeez
*sweet dreams r made of jizz
seriously send me pictures of your genitals im looking for a sign
sweet drems are made of jeez
catswithbenefits:
i feel good when i watch porn and i have a bigger package than the guy
i have reached my goal of 10 followers tonight
cobwebbedvagina:
favour1te:
i went to school with this girl
thats a girl
her name is bailey and she has a tragic life. she has a fake eating disorder. she thinks joking about suicide is funny. and she using a car accident she was in as a crutch for everything. she uses her body to get 2nd rate boyfriends and open he 1 leg for any guy that walks by. she treats her mother horribly and...
kayla i fucking hate rachel
drarna:
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
you waited all of your life to post this on a blogging site didnt u
i went to school with this girl
ive had a boner for like 10 years should i call the doctor?
kardashitans:
gangnam smile (:
psigh
why did justin biebler win the milestone award he is like 12 years old
1 tag
prettiest-angel-in-garrison:
favour1te:
knock knokc you woke up my cock
katelin that post has 7 notes i was literally making fun of a follower and we have created a relatable post
prettiest-angel-in-garrison:
favour1te:
prettiest-angel-in-garrison:
favour1te:
“not to be rude”
STOP RIGHT THERE
“no offense but” SSSssSSSHH SHHHHHH SHH
“im not trying to hurt your feelings”
JUST STOP CHUMP
“dont take this the wrong way” OOOOH okaaayyy
“im sorry but”
NONONO ONOANO noONO
nayx:
arachnophobia is so unfortunate jumping spiders are So Cute
YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF YOU ARACHNAPOHIBIC INSTENTSITVE
knock knokc you woke up my cock
prettiest-angel-in-garrison:
favour1te:
“not to be rude”
STOP RIGHT THERE
“no offense but” SSSssSSSHH SHHHHHH SHH
“im not trying to hurt your feelings”
JUST STOP CHUMP
1 tag
prettiest-angel-in-garrison:
favour1te:
“not to be rude”
STOP RIGHT THERE
“no offense but” SSSssSSSHH SHHHHHH SHH
“not to be rude”
STOP RIGHT THERE
people in my tag are still harassing me about last night
1 tag
sofalcondone:
kellyinigomontoya:
are there any puns about yogurt???? i’ve never in my life heard a yogurt pun, help
yogurt to be kidding me…
yogurt your great in bed
1 tag
favour1te:
favour1te:
knock kncok
whos there
A FUCKIG JOEK YAHOO O PAYED 1.123 BILLION FOR THDOIS
favour1te:
knock kncok
whos there
knock kncok
favour1te:
enema shootin out my hole like fireworks
why
dampsandwich:
finn the dog xD
sacagawea the human
chickensandwich:
thats not a compliment. nobody wants their crotch smellin look a cooked chicken
that tweet was about me
1 tag
Anonymous asked: dont cut
enema shootin out my hole like fireworks
chickensandwich:
i was reading a twitter fight and this MAN HAD THE NERVE TO TELL THIS FEMALE THAT HER PUSSY SMELLED LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
im gonna throw up my cuts have been bleeding for 20 minutes i hate myself
some of you guys are so fucking hot choke me i want to be choked
dont ask to meet me in real life because i will avoid every option of physical contact its not that i dont like you i just dont want the imagine you had of me cast over by the person you see
pack your bags and call me daddy because we are going to walmart
rodneykong:
walking disaster by sum 41
is this your self description?
katelin you dont need to tell me about the penis i have a feeling i already know
